Mon 15 Sep 2008
Coping with the environmental mandates of FCC Part 1.1306, 1.1307
Posted by JimP under Uncategorized
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There is a way to cope. Try a little Karma —enjoy!
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The Environmental Thesauris |
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Instead of Writing this: |
Write this! |
| We will be replacing a buried cable . |
We will emancipate the corpulence of an electromagnetic medium with the internment of another that shall repose and be at one with the bosom of Mother Earth. |
| No high intensity lighting will be used. |
Barbarian photons and their techno-dens of gestation will be banned from this site. |
| The site is not in a flood plain |
The waters of Mother Earth will be spared of any traumatic consumption at this site. |
| The site is not in a designated wildernessor wild life preserve. |
The choice of this site was driven by the deepest and existential empathy toward allcreatures; great and small. |
| The site will not harm an endangered species |
The paradox of “endangered” harkens deep eflection. If they are endangered in so many places, then they are not truly endangered. They are just being anti-social. |
| –nor disrupt nesting habits or habitats |
Our towers offer a haven for secluded nesting in a manner that rivals the heights of the giant Sequoia. What greater gift can man bestow on nature? Imagine a mighty Sequoia in Ohio.—NOT! |
| —nor disrupt migratory routes |
The site embraces the freedom of flight, no matter what form it takes; whether it is by foot, hoof or wing. The site is like a meditation mantra that invokes the soul to leave the body. — ohm — ohm Each cable at our site has 50 of these !!! |
